Failing Enterprise Discussion Board "Best Of"

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Best Posts:

• 2007-04-17:  It's like Nuremberg but with lardy food.
• 2007-01-02:  Real employers don't take you drinking, they pay for your MBA. Enjoy for a couple years however...
• 2006-11-15:  My Three Months At ERAC
• 2006-07-17:  thank you for giving me yet another vice. you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
• 2006-05-31:  Enterprise was the WORST job I ever had!
• 2006-04-19:  Preying on women?  With his looks?  He looks like the model from bass pro shop, not Abercrombie and Fitch
• 2006-03-06:  Your college degree and a steamer left in the hallway at the Crowne Plaza are actually interchangeable.
• 2006-02-25:  Conversion tale
• 2005-11-30:  Enterprise Career Summary
• 2005-11-01:  an IV of ice cream
• 2005-10-17:  FailingEnterpriseAdmin vs. Andy Taylor Pro Wrestling Smackdown
• 2005-08-10:  Advice
• 2005-08-04:  He Pulled Out An AK-47
• 2005-08-03:  Jank The Tank
• 2005-08-03:  Things I've Found In Rental Cars

Memorable Quotes:

• 2005-06-23:  "Funny website, but grow up... ...All this site means is that Enterprise has made it into the "elite club" of corporate hate sites."

Honorable Mention:  Misspelled Insults

Call me old-fashioned, but I believe you have a special responsibility when insulting someone's intelligence, spelling or grammar to ensure you get your spelling and grammar correct.  Not everyone agrees:

• 2007-11-02:  "Consultant, your an idiot. I used the term quarterback as a metaphor and you obviously misread the point. If your a consultant, you can't be a very good one."
• 2007-10-10:  "Your comment is retarted like you. No need for that kind of stupidity."
• 2007-09-24:  "Oh My God! You can tell your stupid ass is the "cream of the crop". You mispelled almost every word in your comment."
• 2007-04-11:  "Now, that is serious Trailor Trash talking."
• 2007-03-29:  "Nice try. Your not that smart."
• 2007-03-29:  "Your an idiot. Did you finish high school?"
• 2007-03-22:  "I have talked to her before I don't think she is to brite."
• 2006-11-20:  "You must be management, because your grammer sucks."
• 2006-11-27:  "Get a job you bumb"
• 2006-10-02:  "Who ordered the definition of ignornace? Looks like we got a double dose."
• 2006-01-23:  "YOU PATHETIC IGIGNORAMUS'S"
• 2005-12-27:  "you guys druel"
• 2005-12-09:  "I don't think I have ever met people that are so retarted"
• 2005-11-21:  "Don't make things to difficult einstein."
• 2005-10-25:  "Hey dufess, try using spell check..."
• 2005-10-13:  "What a looser"
• 2005-10-11:  "Oh, and 'rental car agency loser' its spelled 'corpAration'."
• 2005-09-25:  "your as dumb as you are ugly"
• 2005-09-25:  "maybe your a moron"
• 2005-09-24:  "what's with the eroneous dash usage"
• 2005-09-18:  "haha...you are iliterate"
• 2005-09-14:  "your an idiot"
• 2005-09-02:  "you moran"
• 2005-08-19:  "Now my American friend, not only is your previous statement now gramatically correct, but we no longer have to decifer between your Eminem-type lingo and correct english."
• 2005-08-05:  "braniac"
• 2005-07-15:  "your a moron"
• 2005-06-25:  "I absolutely love the high amount of grammer errors that appear all over this site from supposed college educated people, don't you?"
• 2005-05-07:  "your a moron"
• 2005-05-06:  "tipycal looser"
• 2005-03-04:  "your a moron"
• 2004-12-03:  "you are a two time looser, admit it"

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