Why is this such a big deal to everyone?

I'm not quite sure where you guys are at, but In my group, everybody is fucking everybody. We have a new hire dinner every other month or so, and I cant remember when the last time, it didnt end up being a drunken fuckfest back at the hotel. It is human nature. (Guys want to distribute the cock...and girls want a hot load all over their face)


Sounds like you guys might have a case of penis envy?