Aw yeah, Branch Manager from 14WW. Thus the reason they frickin' hired me: I got the skills to pay the bills yall! Walked into my interview with the GRM and flat out said "watch this G-Money." Took the mic, grabbed his drink out of his hand and took a big ass sip, punched the piano player in the face, and gave this oscar winning performance. Left the GRM in tears for sheer joy, the recruiter wanting my personal phone number and me with a sweet ass job. First person ever hired directly into a BRM position in ERAC history. Its true. Don't believe me, Dr. Seuss? Go ask your mother. The rest is history. Word.

Here is a little excerpt of how this all went:

Wuz up
Daily rental the life, nigga
Check

I got ten in the shop
Twenty on rent-lee
Hundred dollar package
Hundred dollar OP
Pull up in my Envoy
Sippin on Red Bull
Call it a rentable unit but you know its a Remarketing Pull
I Sell boat everyday wootay
Knowin' to shine like a GRM makin payday
What the deal on the real it's all about sales calls
Pretty stress, many rolaids, and plenty halls
Ridin to myself up in my baby Neon
Playin' tens, rentin' cars with my man Dion
Flyin' to Corporate, me and G-money splittin a hotel room
Then i chill on St. Louis with Jack and Bebe Boom
See the $ in my wallet symbolize my job
See the $ around my neck, no my name ain't Bob
Always stressful, but baby gotta hack it to believe it
All this T&E and CHIT's man it's off the heezy
Fifteen and i'm rollin' cash deals and 7-day letters
And you sign in to my RALPH screen, bitch you better!

W H A T ? !