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Originally Posted by Green Moses  By request, back to the good stuff. Let's hear of some great E-stories that happened during your time. I'll start......
Don't we all just love the customers who drop cars and need a ride somewhere. Whether it is to their house or the dealership down the road, anywhere is to far.
One time this guy walked into the office and needed a ride back to a dealership. I looked the man up and down and saw he had a huge wet spot right where his zipper is. He was older and obviously not all there. I obliged and told him to follow me. I'll never forget, it was a dodge neon. I started the car and drove off. Not 13 seconds later a moist feeling reached my ass. The e-customer had pissed on the seat and I was floating in it down the road. I dropped him off and wanted to thank him for the swamp ass, but instead I thanked him for the business. This is true, ask Leroy. |
Why'd you get in a car with a guy who had already pissed all over himself