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Originally Posted by avenger Again, you shouldn't damage things. Just mess with their minds a little. Take another employee's lunch and squish the sandwich. Put ink on the top of a pop bottle someone is drinking from. Depending on the color, it makes a hilarious circle on their mouth. Here is a hint: Gatorade bottles make the biggest circle on an unsuspecting persons face! I this to my BM a few years ago and came within an inch of getting fired! I still smile when I remember his ink-stained face with a puzzled expression on it. |
I once picked up branch lunch for my office and I took the slices of ham and tomato from my BM's sandwich, placed them between my buttcheeks, and put them back in the sandwich. Good thing I had a half day 'cuz as soon as he started eating it I said I had to go and let my laughter out as I was driving home.