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Originally Posted by Unregisterederacnutz  Joc, I'm just a guy that wants to meet you for coffee. I was disappointed that I didn't see you at the Starbucks last night. Why did you stand me up like that?
I'll be there at 9:30 tonight if you change your mind. Do you still like the latte' or the mochachinnos?
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Hey sexy.
I knew you would come around. Now we can really get down and dirty....They say, "Papa don't take no mess."....Well guess what, neither does Yung Joc. hahaha.....Do you still love it when I make you laugh??
Do you still remember that night?? A lovely walk along the lake, after a delicious seafood dinner at our favorite gay seafood restaurant - "Brown Eye Bang Bang"....I never really got the name. We went back to your barn to steam up the fucking night....Your overalls and straw hat got the tip of my anus really going....
...."It always ends like this", Yung Joc proclaimed. Right when we just starting to scissor eachother ultra good, you run to the fridge. I run after you with my dang still totally ripped. There you are: sitting right in front of the fridge eating another fucking pie. It was a freshly baked cherry pie, possibly blueberry, and you ditched me to feed your addition. I fucking hate pie now because of you. I can't even go to see my grandfather on his death bed now.....he lives above a bakery if you didn't know.
Pie kicks major ass and it doesn't take names. That is why I won't meet you at Starbucks now or ever...They have pasteries there and I just can't risk it again.
P.S....I still have your wallet and creedits cards.