[Robert]

Originally Posted by formere-tard

Oh, one of my favorite people. I remember Jill when she first started at ERAC right out of school. It's actually pretty sad, because she wasn't always such a turbobitch. In fact, she is one of the tru tragedies at ERAC. After working at ERAC for 11 years, what has it gotten her? She wasn't able to afford a house of her own until she was 30, she has obviously seen her better days physically, she has all the charm of a chapped ass, and she has a boyfriend that is a loser. (BTW, what kind of person STARTS working at ERAC when they are 33? Tommy boy started at 33 back in 1999, so he must be around 41 today.) Now, Jill is going to be 35 in December, her biological clock is ticking, and her eggs are starting to rot inside of her. She is going to grow old alone, which is what she deserves. I hope those 60 hour weeks and all the people she burned along the way was worth it for her.

The thought of Jill being a mother frightens me, she has never shown any motherly qualities. If she is allowed to procreate, the State of Nevada should be called in for child abuse. Can you say "Mommie Dearest"? Good thing she is getting older, and it will be more difficult to get pregnant. ERAC comes first for her always, she is too selfish of a person to have children.