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Old 2005-02-26
U624 EMPLOYEE
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Default Anyone Thinking Of Working There Click Here!

THEY ARE THE BIGGEST RECRUITER OF COLLEGE GRADUATES.............................

THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING!

THE REASON THEY HIRE SO MANY PEOPLE IS BECAUSE ALL THE PEOPLE FROM LAST YEAR QUIT! THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND COLLEGE STUDENTS.....

ITS NOT LIKE EVERYONE IS STILL WORKING THERE.THERE WOULD BE NO JOB FOR YOU!

-PAY IS @#%$
- ITS AN EMBARASSING JOB
- HOURS ARE WAY TO LONG FOR YOU TO LIVE A REAL LIFE
- YOU LEARN NOTHING
- THEY LIE TO YOU

AND FOR @#%$ SAKE....YOU WILL RENT CARS FOR A LIVING!

YOU WILL ALSO LOOK LIKE A PRICK TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY.

DO NOT TAKE IT....

IF YOU ARE STILL THINKING ABOUT IT DO THIS....TOMORROW WAKE UP AND GET READY LIKE YOU WERE GOING FOR A BUSINESS DAY AT ERAC.PUT ON A WHITE SHIRT AND TIE.POP ON SOME CRAP SHOES(THEY WILL GET DIRTY FROM WASHING CARS) THEN HEAD TO THE BREAKFAST TABLE.SIT THERE AND IMAGINE WHAT YOUR DAY WOULD BE LIKE. IF YOU STILL WANT TO WORK THERE GO AHEAD.

MY GIRLFRIEND TURNED DOWN A JOB AT ERAC BECAUSE SHE DID THIS.ITS AN EXERCISE TO SHOW YOU WHETHER YOU WILL LIKE A JOB OR NOT....

FOR A REALISTIC ERAC DAY DO THIS AT 5.30 AM, HEAD OUTSIDE AND BEGIN WASHING CARS ALONG YOUR STREET WITH A MOP AND BUCKET IN YOUR SUIT. THEN EVERY 30 MINS OR SO DRIVE AT HIGH SPEED TO ANOTHER RESIDENTIAL AREA TO A HOUSE YOU PICKED RANDOMLY ON A MAP OF YOUR CITY. BEGIN ARGUING WITH THE RESIDENT. THEN TELL THEM YOU WILL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE THEM COMPLETLY SATISFIED. AT 4PM YOU CAN STOP FOR LUNCH FOR 10 MINS WHILE WRITING A CONTRACT. ONLY EAT 3 SLICES OF PIZZA THOUGH...THIS IS WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE FOR LUNCH ON ANY DAY AT ERAC....AT 7.30 PM WALK BACK INTO YOUR HOUSE... TAKE 40.00 DOLLARS FROM YOUR WALLET AND LAY IT ON THE TABLE....THIS IS WHAT YOU EARNED!

10 ON RENT.....
10 ON SOME TAKEAWAY BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO TIME TO COOK BEFORE BED.
10 ON UTILITIES
10 FOR CAR PAYMENT AND INSURANCE......

ALL OF YOUR MONEY IS GONE.....

NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO RELY ON YOUR PARENTS AND CREDIT CARDS.....

THIS IS A TYPICAL DAY AT ERAC.... YOU @#%$ C U N T S
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