Originally Posted by formere-tard

Oh, I had mine, but that was back in the 90's and I let it go a long time ago. Nothing sounds more pathetic than somebody bragging about how good they used to be. I would think you would have figured that out by now, Ryan.

I prefer to focus on the future. Thankfully, I now have a job with a little more respect than hawking insurance for a living.

Say, how are your kids and your wife, Ryan? Do they know that you go out and try to fuck every bar whore that comes within your sight. I'm sure your wife would like to know that before you come home with an STD.