I'm usually not one to bitch and rant, but here are my random thoughts re: C1.

Cam Kerr - gave snakes a bad name. Promotions not based on performance, rather, who drank the most rye in his basement.

Cindy (now wife) - Banged some dude in London while Cam and her were still dating. Nasty.

Corvers - can you ram the knife any deeper into my back?

Girl who hired me with the butt nose - you were nice, but your husband cheated on you more than once, I'm afraid to report.

Kim (from the mountain...not Roe) - how many guys felt you up while you were dating Steven? A dozen? More?

Heather - enuff said about you already.

Brian Hampton - here's a kick in the face. POW!