Does anybody know if there is going to be one of those fantastic, motivating, not a waste of time or money, retreats to the Tom Norton's Camp this year? Make sure everyone has there Quad books EXACTLY how TB wants them or else, they may fall victim to an ugly bald mans temper tantrum. They could get thrown into the wall... so motivating.

WAH!!! WAH!!! WAH!!! WAH!!! I WANT THINGS DONE MY WAY!!!! WAH WAH WAH!!!!! Bring some kleenex for the little baby too, and someone please bring TB's night light. We all know he is scared of the dark, and he needs to get his sleep or else there will be more of WAH!!! WAH!!! WAH!!! WAH!!! and people will be up all night listening to the 40 year old baby crying...

And someone needs to record those classy conversations by the fire pit.

"I'd do her if she was working for me!"
"I don't care if you're doing her, just don't let me find out from the wrong person."

This retreat is usually good for some good old ERAC disgraces, so if they are going back again, someone please bring a camera... we've had GRM run in the water in their bra and panties, area managers barfing all over the place, kissing, running off to screw, etc etc etc...