Originally Posted by Unregistered2468

after less than six months at this pro bono shit fest, i have found out what i am really worth.
my offer letter (do you guys know what a real offer letter looks like?) includes the following
45 k base plus commission (this is a REAL sales job) fuck dub, dinners, and being the mvp of ball sucking. and stick your high five up my colon. oh and esqi can use my feces as a mustache.
the same guy who wears sunglasses at night is the same who works over forty hours....that's right-he's an asshole
4 weeks vacation (what do you accumulate for a 12 hour day? .02 days of pto?..blow me
11 paid holidays....kwanza and all that bullshit
oh yeah---office, laptop, blackberry, and a car in a few months.

haven't been @the airport in a few months so i apologize if this is a bit dated......hey 3220--you know what i don't miss?

1)kelly's bluetooth....seriously bitch, you are somewhat important but there is no need to talk on that thing like a fucking yenta 24/7. ps-put some pants on...those legs make me vomit in my mouth. pps-no one cares about your kids.....ever

2)big lame oh i mean big game's suitcase....bro you work at a rental car company and spend half your day in the greeter lane. i bet you that thing is full of styrofoam and shredded paper. oh and take your diarrhea-rainbow wardrobe back to the everglades too

3)that douche omar...you my friend are just a massive tool..seriously your heinous facial hair should be arrested.

4)POC---listen everyone; this guy is not the "cool dad"--tell that ass mall to stop hoarding the premium keys like they are the fucking glengarry leads. let me get my sell up in peace without having to stroke your ego. thanks

5)Marie-if you ask one more time to see my tracker i'm going to kick you in the dick. awesome human being skills as well.

6)Happy hours...please you cunts, I just want to go to bed. can i live?

that's all for now--i'm gonna go relax and get ready for my real job, life, etc in the morning. ps whatever witless shit someone may write, i still know that ur miserable. bring it pussy