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"Polished and professional" becomes "self-important and phony" when you take notice of the yellow sweat stains on the shirts, ratty ties from the vacuum, and frayed pants, not to mention either sweating your nuts off in the heat or coming inside with chattering teeth from the cold.

But of course it's the perfect look for someone trying to peddle $16.99/day damage waiver.