Hello. My name is Cornelius Huff. I went to East Mississippi State and majored in Bullsh!t Studies with a minor in Jerkin It. My GPA was 1.3. I am at a crossroads in my life and I need a job. Would i be an attractive candidate for Enterprise? Or should i apply to more prestigious jobs such as a gas station attendant or a McDonalds cook? Thank your for your time. I bid you adieu.