Originally Posted by Unregisteredconsultant  sorry, couldn't resist one more comment. It's so fun to take apart your message one by one so that you get owned...again...for the amusement of the few who actually read this.
BOTH OF YOU CAN GET A REALLY BIG SPOON SO THAT YOU CAN EAT MY ASS!"----
clever. We need a really big spoon because you have a really big ass? okay, valid point there.
I HAVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE AND THEN SOME TO SPARE!"---
some what? money? power? women? oh, right, you work for ERAC, so of course you're getting all the upper class women and mingling with high society. my bad. you have a house? congrats!! a car? super! a boat? a Cabin? what do you have that makes you want to scream?
YOU DON'T OWN SHIT AND YOU AREN'T ABOUT SHIT SO STOP TRYING TO THINK THAT YOU ARE THE SHIT."---
isn't that in an eminem song? another clever one. three different uses for the word "shit". I can think of one more, but I'll leave that to the readers' imagination on what I'm thinking. I know you try to use great metaphors, like "shit", but try using some more advanced vocabulary, please, it hurts my eyes and actually makes me dumber (or is it more dumb?).
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR MOMMAS."---I'm sorry mommaaaa! is this Marshal Mathers? do you have anything original? talking about my mother? never heard that one before. but, when I did, it usually was quite clever. However, your remark was just sympathy on our "mommas" behalf? thanks for caring about her!
CONSULTANT, MEET ME AT THE STARBUCKS IN WASHINGTON ON MONDAY MORNING SO THAT I CAN SHOW YOU WHY YOUR WIFE STILL CALLS ME ON HER OTHER PHONE. YEAH, YOU KNOW WHICH ONE.---
So, if you're going to show me what my wife sees in you I presume you're going to show me a small penis? wait, I'm confused. You want to meet me at starbucks for a BJ or a fight?
BITCH!--- "would the real slim shady please stand up? please stand up?"
AND FYI, YOU ARE SUCH A DAMN HYPOCRITE. FOR STARTERS---
For starters usually follows with multiple examples, not just ONE that makes your point valid.
YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELF VERY BADLY.---
Just repeating your "hypocrite" statement but in different vocabulary. at least you're trying. Hooked on phonics worked for you!!!
I MEASURE MYSELF WITH MY WALLET WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE SAYING YOU MAKE $120 K, BLAH BLAH BLAH?---
Is that a question? blah blah blah? i get so confused. again, just making a factual statement that you don't make that much more. Trying to talk in your language still doesn't get an intelligent response.
GET A GRIP YOU HYPOCRITE.---
Really? another "hypocrite" conotation? damn, this is really so easy to pick apart.
WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING VALID TO SAY, PLEASE DO SO.---
Thank you for that request, when i have something valid to say, I will now that you gave me the okay to do so.
OTHERWISE, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHE SACK!!---well, not really saying to much here, just typing, but i'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that one. Actually, that's all I can type here. this was the most clever saying of your rant, but I've never, ever heard of anybody referring to someone as a douche sack. Bag maybe, but never sack. very creative. thanks! |