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Originally Posted by ver44sace  Ok so I have an interview Wednesday with ERAC and I want to compile a list of very direct questions to ask about all aspects of ERAC and of the position...I am going into this interview not to get the job because after reading and hearing (not just from this site) about ERAC there's no way in hell I would leave what I have now to do this. However, I want to practice my interview skills and to ask a shitload of questions generated by you guys regarding the job. The questions I will ask will most likely guarantee not getting another interview but I guess I have a curiosity about this "cult" you people talk about. Thanks |
Whenever you get to a point in the interview when you'd just like to leave and you're uncomfortable just getting up and going, just say "I was reading on Failing Enterprise...". You'll be out the door in seconds.
Enterprise and Failing Enteprise have a sort of unspoken agreement:
Whenever a candidate mentions Failing Enterprise, their candidacy is immediately terminated.
Whenever an employee admits to posting on Failing Enterprise, they're immediately fired.
Employees learn how Enterprise reacts to Failing Enterprise, so they come here after they leave work for the day to see what all the talk is about.
It's a win-win for everyone. Enterprise gets to demonstrate that they're "tough" and that they force some employees to believe an alternative reality, and we get lots of current and former employees coming here and telling the truth about them. It's a pretty healthy symbiotic relationship, I think.
I've been promising Enterprise for years that if they'd stop with all the bullshit, there'd be no need for Failing Enterprise, but they appear to be bound and determined to convince us that not only have they not learned but that they're simply not going to learn. Their negotiating strategy seems to be "We're going to continue doing this stuff to demonstrate that we don't listen to our customers or employees and that we're ignoring Failing Enterprise". This week marks the fourth anniversary of Failing Enterprise; I don't think it's working out all that well for them. I'm looking forward to our tenth anniversary. We'll be celebrating "Ten years of willful stupidity".
Attention Enterprise lawyers and paralegals: I'm young and healthy and Internet server and bandwidth charges just keep getting cheaper. Are you sure want to suffer the losses of a lifetime of us telling the truth here about your unethical and illegal practices? Ten or twenty years from now you're going to finally cave-in and all your co-workers are going to say "You dumb-ass, why didn't you take care of this years ago?".
Meanwhile, we're looking forward to a long, happy, symbiotic relationship.