 Re: just got off the phone with santa......
Quote: Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack  when calling in the x-mas list for my son and santa asked for my assistance when he discovered im from hawaii. santa related he received a call from a girl from hawaii who only identified herself as michelle and he asked if i or anyone else could help out fulfilling michelles request since he will have difficulty to do so. santa related its the first time in all his years he has ever been presented with a request he simply couldnt fulfill. santa stated michelle informed him she has been a very good girl and has asked him for "responsibility" and "motivation" at which time he asked why and for what. michelle then informed santa her father has been a sloth for the past 8 years and has rarely worked or when he has, its been minimum paying jobs topping out at $12/hour. michelle stated the laziness of her father put tremendous stress on her mother who is the breadwinner of the family and who has maintained employment to support the family. michelles last request is she wishes for a healthy cervix free of any infectious disease so she will be able to "POTENTIALLY" bear children one day without any issues. i had to inform santa that not even money can help him out with this one, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha | i realize these are such big requests, but did santa or his helpers come through with any of these gifts? mr. aloha __________________
"just when you think things are doing well, your world will come crashing down." mr. aloha |