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Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack  a couple weeks ago i was out and about in honolulu and i observed a group of what appeared to be e-monkey elite congregating at a honolulu liquor establishment when i saw a slim haole one pull a very thick wad of money out of his pants pocket to pay for the round of drinks. as he pulled the thick wad of money out of his pocket, i saw a small white piece of paper fall to the floor. the "whos who" of the honolulu business sector all walked towards another part of the establishment and i quickly walked over to pick up the small piece of white paper still on the ground with hopes of it containing some information like the next hot stock pick.....we all know the e-monkies have diverse financial portfolios with all their claims of personal wealth and i was praying hard it contained some hot financial information. what i discovered was a deposit slip to a local bank and the deposit was for $192k and change........so folks......all this talk about retiring at 40, partyin' like rock stars, beautiful women at the snap of a finger, exclusive private schools for the keiki, homeownership in the most affluent neighborhoods, blah, blah, blah, must all be so true.......come clean e-monkies.....was this your x-mas bonus? is erac still actively hiring in hawaii? i want to be a part of this amazing organization, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s.- have fun completing your x-mas shopping list and paying with plastic, lol! |
you e-monkies should count your blessings to have such a prestigious job, mega earnings, and the potential and ability to retire at age 40 and it must be an awesome feeling to be unaffected by the present day economy with citi reporting $10b in losses for their last quarter, indymac laying of 2,400 employees, and consumer spending reports verifying the worst consumer x-mas spending in the last five years.......but we all know the e-monkies continue to thrive and live a quality of life us ordinary people can only dream of, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha