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Old 2008-01-18
MisterAlohaIsBack MisterAlohaIsBack is offline
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Default (((( employment opportunity ))))

ive recently finalized lease agreements for a great location in waikiki and ill be in the demo phase once demo permits are issued in the next couple of weeks......for you e-monkey entrepreneurs who claim to run your own business, you should be well aware of the incentives of buildout time in relation to lease terms....with this in mind, im looking for individuals with strong hands, wrists, arms, legs and individuals with attention to detail when it comes to cleaning.......as a dog breeding hobbyist, ive always bred the "best to the best" lining up strengths to weaknesses in my attempt to create the best bulldog. keeing these theories in mind, im looking for anyone who happens to be a by-product of not just two e-monkies, but specifically two e-monkies who were or still are "superstars" in cleaning cars since we all know this type of repetitive works makes strongs hands, wrists, arms, and legs......hopefully in theory, these physical characteristics are passed on to their offspring and will benefit my demo job. ill actually give everyone a 60 min. lunch break and shifts will be 8 hours with anything beyond at time and half. pay will be $14.50 with full benefits and you will not be required to wear a suit and pretend to be someone youre really not.....oh yeah.....almost forgot.....one requirement is you have a clean bill of health with no sexually transmitted disease, especially one that has no known medical cure........so please michelle j., although youre desperate with your heavy burden of revolving credit closing in on $20k, please do not apply, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
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