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Old 2008-01-23
Mr. Electricity Mr. Electricity is offline
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Default Re: YOU KNOW YOU WORK FOR ERAC WHEN

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Originally Posted by ERACrunsmylife View Post
-All your good clothes are ruined from washing cars.

-Your fighting off alcoholism because making a good impression at bars is an important thing in your career.

-You break into tears and are miserable for a month because of your matrix score.

-You have to remind yourself not to speed on your way home the way you do to pick up customers for fear of bad Esqi

-You know you are destined to find a girlfriend/wife (or husband/boyfriend) that works for ERAC because no normal person would put up with the hours you are forced to work

-All your college knowledge goes away however you can quote anything about everything involving ERAC without thinking

-After work an asshole punches you in the face and your first repsonse is I am sorry to have upset you what can I do to make this better rather then to punch him back.

(add to this I want to see what other people's input)
Still a cult, through and through
This rental car company, from
Brooklyn to the shores of California
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