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Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack  recent scientific data all stemming from the seinfeld show verifies the cross contamination of double dipping chips in the dip as will occur often at super bowl gatherings. keeping this in mind, hawaii e-monkeys should heed to this warning as you never know who may be double dipping in your dip at your gathering....especially so with flu season coming in strong and also the fact medical data verifies the high risk strain of HPV can infect the mouth as well through oral sex with an infected individual and can be passed on through a simple kiss with an individual infected with HPV in their mouth. another important thing to consider is if your an entry level e-monkey and youre invited to an e-monkey super bowl gathering at a private residence in which the various levels of e-monkey hierarchy is present.....if you become involved in a car accident in which you are injured or injure others, erac can now become liable from a civil perspective because the innocent fun viewing of the super bowl can now be considered an extension of the work place.....the homeowner will also be responsible as well......so drink up and be merry e-monkies! this can also apply if youre told to meet up at a public establishment as well. this is also a good environment to launch a sexual harassment case with the eeoc as this type of environment with alcohol involved brings out the best of in the e-monkey, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s. - my best advice will be to just sleep over and it will promote a conducive environment for some e-monkey incestuous sex since everyone will be in close quarters, lmfao!!!! |
with all the alcohol flowing, it will be in your best interest to keep an eye on the dip.......imagine going into the future a bit and meeting the girl of your dreams who is beautiful, intelligent, and actually took care of herself.....you pursue her and find yourself in a relationship only to shake it up when she tests positive for a high risk strain of HPV.....how do you explain it? i guess you just gotta blame it on the double dip chip, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha