[Former24FFer]

Sound familiar?

ERAC Lingo and what it really means:

"Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

"Join Our Fast-Paced Team" - We have no time to train you.

"Casual Work Atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.

"Must be Deadline Oriented" - You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

"Some Overtime Required" - Some time each night and some time each weekend.

"Duties Will Vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"Must Have an Eye For Detail" - We have no quality control.

"Career-Minded" - Female applicants must be childless and remain that way.

"Apply in Person" - If you're old, fat, or ugly, you'll be told the position has been filled.

"No Phone Calls Please" - We've filled the job. Our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

"Seeking Candidates With a Wide Variety of Experience" - You'll need it to replace the three people who just left.

"Problem-Solving Skills a Must" - You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

"Requires Team Leadership Skills" - You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

"Good Communication Skills" - Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want, and do it.