[DubSlacker]

"I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a Goddamn bridge abutment!" Tommy Boy


That was me every day at that job. There is nothing good about it. The VAST majority of the people who like the job were people who breezed through college slinging bullshit out of their mouths at every minuet. Think, when you were younger what did you want to be? A Astronaught, a Cowboy, A Cop, a Fireman, A Rock Star, A movie Star etc. etc.? For the most part we all wanted to do something great with our lives. But did any us/you sti there and say at the age of 10: "Gosh, I just want to get out there and rent cars when I am older!."???? NO! Its not a dream, its a job that people take when they realize they pissed 4+ years away on college to major in something they either a.) dont want to do. or b.) want to do it, but its a job they will never be able to get into (ie. majors like Zoology, Philosophy, and Sociology.) That is what I did, but eventualy I got smart. I transfered, and on the first day in the new office I walked in, rented a few cars, sold my soul to get people to buy DUB then went on lunch, looked myself in the mirror and then walked out, threw my tie on the ground and said "fuck this, i quit". Yes I could have been more professional, but to hell with it.

My point is, this job turns you into a monster. You work too much, you love to little, you drink or do hard drugs (sometimes both) too excessivly and you gain too much weight. You end up dating in work, which sucks because have you ever dated anyone you saw 12 hours during the day, then at home and all you can talk about is work? Its HORRIBLE.

Dont work here, keep looking. I work 9-5 M-Fri now at a Doctors office and although I dont love it, I dont have to wear a suit and clean cars, and I make more than I did at Enterprise.


I have said this before but yes the world needs ditch diggers, and I can think of no better ditch digger than an Enterprise Rent A Car employee. Spare yourselves and run before the douche bag ERAC warriors grab hold of you and suck every last breath out until all you see, hear and speak is green.