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Originally Posted by Erikfrom27isgay  Hey Erik... u dont work at Enterprise anymore. how bout u stop posting shit and get a life or a new fuckin job. I mean I know people dont like workin at Enterprise, but the fact u keep posting on this site after u quit makes u a loser. Besides the fact u are very short and have the physical attributes of a 11 year old asian girl, u are probably as threatening as a lady bug that has downsyndrome. If i see you on the streets, i will not only kick ur ass, but ask ur mother why she didnt have an abortion when the doctor told her that the chances of having a reatrded child were 99.99% possible. Looks like the odds werent on her side. I take back the sweet nickename i gave u of "cool E' and now replace it with "primeminister douchebag." If i was contucting ur interview for ur new job, the questions would probably go like this....
1. If you were confronted with a situatuion regarding customer service, how would u go about dealing with ur horrible shortness and lack of male hormones.
2. What is the reason for leaving your previous employeer and where do they keep all the gayness that u left there and intoxicated the company with.
3. What roles do you see urself filling in our company and clarify what degree of retardation you currently see urself at.
a. mild
b. moderate
c. severe
e. extreme
thank you for reading my post and I hope this helps u in the future with any new employer. |
this erik kid may, indeed, be a tool. God knows that ERAC employees a large majority of them. with that being said, this "Erikfrom27isgay" poster is most likely a deuchebag as well. From now on i will refer to you as Donny D-Bag. Donny, let me guess... you are fresh out of college and if i am correct you were involved in a fraternity. im guessing that you were not the biggest dork in the fraternity but you were clearly not anywhere near the top of the popularity chain. i bet all the cool kids that were in your fraternity that you so desperately wanted to be like knew your name and gave you the "whats up, Donny?" head check when they saw you. then they went home and made fun of you. so now you are looking around for the smallest kid to pick on to make yourself feel cooler. im guessing this kid was Erik.
here is the thing, dickless wonder, you have been with ERAC for somewhere between 3-6 months. you probably got an awesome 6 month review from your manager because you are quick to answer the phone, dress appropriately and converse well with customers. thats because you can put up with all the shit bags that rent from ERAC for about taht long. i bet when a call comes in that someone needs to be picked up at the body shop you jump up from your half way completed callbacks and in your squeky kiss-ass voice say something like "im on it, boss!" and your boss is so grateful. you know why? not because you are a valued part of the team... its because you are a deuchebag who still thinks your job is important. He knows taht he doesnt want to do it and most likely all the people you work with have already figured out how shitty your job is and they dont want to do it. so your enthusiasm is both helpful and comical to them. let me go on, im guessing that your area manager has been dropping hints that "if you keep up your good work, you may be lucky enough to line yourself up for a spot at the airport!" by now, im sure you have even managed to make it to one of the two happy hours you have had in your tenure there and probably ended up hooking up with the "hot chick" from 15-anybranch that nobody outside of enterprise would even give a 2nd look at. by now you have probably noticed that all those fast food lunches are starting to take a toll on your general health as well. is any of this striking close to home? i can go on and on but i will leave it at that for now.
in closing, i quit enterprise a year ago and i still come on here to read this stuff because it is comical. and at my new job when i get down about something, i come on here to remind myself of where i came from. so if you would like you can threaten to kick my ass as well when you see me, because i could use another good laugh. do me a favor, in a couple months when you realize how shitty your job is and all the promotions and movement that they promised you in that back room at O'hare during training was all a farce, post an apology to erik from 27. and finally, just to add insult to injury, i wrote this to you after my hour and a half lunch where i went to the gym, after i watched an episode of south park online and just before i decided i was leaving work early today to beat traffic. have you ever done anything remotely close to any of that at ERAC? you know what, dont worry, i know the answer.