 Re: You know you're an ERAC employee when:
-When you create multiple personalities in order to hide the shame of renting cars for a living.
- When you look in the mirror and start throwing up because you see the hideousness that has become you by way of slave hours and heavy drinking
- When you start chasing tail at enterprise because you have no time for outside dating...Big Fucking Mistake By The Way!! Try dodging the person the next day...cant be done...you will run into each other and therefore capitalize on your already shitty existence. |