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Originally Posted by FreefromGreen

aw, cmon...those "poor saps" will be making 6 figures in 6 years, dont ya know!

They are putting all those hard hours now for....well, for...um, more hard hours and more responsibility and a microscopic raise...but the area manager makes like $11 billion dollars a month, right?

Screw you for bettering your life and coming back here to speak words of truth, you just COULDNT HACK IT at ERAC. Enterprise frowns on your shenanigans and has no use for free-thinking, individualistic, motivated people like your sorry ass.

What a loser! I love ERAC and the myriad opportunities I have through my awesome job! I learn so much every month...from learning how to clip coupons, to how to get out stains in my white shirts, to buying quality low grade black shoes, how to gain 20 lbs without realizing it, ERAC gives me like so much free beer, its like a perk of the job!

I laugh at all my college friends who have jobs that give them freedom of time, company cell phones, company cars, expense accounts, money to buy a home, and the ability to enjoy life...who needs that when in 3 years I will be making tons o' cash as an area manager! (I have been told that I am way ahead of everyone else and that I 'have a future here', so I KNOW I will be rolling in it here soon)

by the way, I am a little short on my bills this month, can I borrow a dollar?

I swear to god, the next person that says the word "shenanigans" is going to get pistol whipped!