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Originally Posted by JGATZ  Dear most valued employee:
In celebration of our over fifty years of heritage, great customer service, and worldwide expansion, it is my pleasure to announce that the Christmas gift for 2008 will be a model replica of the Cadillac dealership where "Jack" first started Executive Leasing. Now all employees will have somewhere to park and display that marvelous 1957 Chevy Bel Air convertible from Christmas 2007, but that is not all. This year we are giving our employees the opportunity to purchase a replica of the famous WWII USS Enterprise Aircraft Carrier of which our company is so humbly named after (available in four easy monthy installments of $29.95). Did I mention it actually floats too?
More to follow...
Andrew C. Taylor
President and CEO of Enterprise Rent-a-Car |
Let's go easy on trying to impersonate Andy Taylor. I know it's only meant as humor, but imagine my trying to explain that over the phone to an attorney at Enterprise...