 Re: YOU KNOW YOU WORK FOR ERAC WHEN
- You realize that you are going to burn in hell for practicing Enterprise's ethics each day.
- You have not made one payment to repay student loans, because you can't.
- You can't visit Fry's Electronics after work cause customers in the store mistaken you as an employee.
- You feel SO privileged to wear a blue shirt on Fridays, as its the one day you don't have to wear a white shirt.
- You rely on 3 cups off coffee in the morning, followed by 4 Redbulls in the afternoon to make it through.
- All your neckties are dirty from getting sucked up in the vacuum hose. Why bother buying good ones?
- You can't look that 3-month MT in the eyes anymore because you told him ERAC was the shit on his branch observation day.
- The 100th customers asked "What are going to do after school?" Only to confuse them that you already have a 4 year degree.
- You own a copy of the actual grill test and maybe some from the previous years.
- You've seen area managers' cars reduced from an SUV, to a Sonata, to an Aveo, and soon to a bicycle.
- You get the 50th customer that bitched about the stains on the seats of the Chevy Malibu.
- You've realized the title of Assistant Manager of ERAC is equivalent to Assistant Manager of Taco Bell on the resume.
- You've ripped or busted the zipper of the original slacks that you wore to your Enterprise interview.
- You feel so hostile towards Hertz when they have done nothing to you other than run a business too.
- Your gf/bf or significant other leaves you because they are embarrassed for you and the hours you work.
- You realize the phrase the "Enterprise Difference" is the weight you have gained since you started Enterprise-A-Shit!  |