[freeatlast]

Originally Posted by _torched_soul_

I really not all about vendictive shit. In the end that company trained me right, made me successful each day at my new job, and scored me with a company I otherwise would of not been able to land..

BUT here are fun suggestions:
- Erase ALL reservations
- If you close up, take a shit in the key bag and drop it into the safe.
- Leave raw meat/fish under seats of cars going up for resale (they sit on the lot for weeks)
- After a customer take back, return the car at edge of lot, cut ur necktie and leave it neatly on the seat, leave the keys in the ignition running, lock and go home.
- Do like the situation above but instead leave a peace of dog shit on the seat.
- Pour a gallon of milk all over seat and let them soak in over night
- Take home the wire that connects the contract printer to the computer.
- Gorilla Glue (or any strong glue) the gas caps and twist close them back on.
- During the rush, tell someone you need to take a shit, cut ur neck tie, leave it on the toilet seat, lock the door and go home.
- I quick effect stunt, pour a small amount of water in ALL the keyboards before you leave. Next morning, it will dry up but keyboards are toast.
- Take all the insurance ride tickets from the filed away bin and change them all to have full DW, PAI, SLP, and extend out the dates for a month. Branch Manager's numbers get crushed when they have to correct them later.

Just somethings I've thought up while doing take backs..

Milk is nearly an impossible smell to get out of a car, I like that one. The keyboard one is nice too.