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Originally Posted by erudite"eracer"  Truest statement ever!! The first week I felt like a damn champ in my nice suit and new dress shoes! I actually spent good money for the shoes in the hope of impressing my bm. Then reality came crashing down in the form of stinging humility! You know you're an eprise redneck dipshit when; the illegal immigrant your branch manager wrongfully rented the car to returns with fecal matter pasted to the back seat!!! and guess who has to fucking clean it up????? yours truly and guess what happened to those shoes...after my second month I flicked a cigarette out of my mouth and stomped on it with my shoe..I instantly felt a stinging sensation....eprise had worn a hole through my shoe and I hadnt even realized it as I was to busy jumping through hoops for people who utilized rental cars as port-a-potties. |
When they say "jump", I say "how high...would I have to be to listen to you?"