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Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser Who at ERAC is really, honestly living the dream? Show of hands? You in the back there, yes, no? I have been out of ERAC for a bit over 3 years and I am really living the dream. Things have been great since I left, I have an awesome job where I make more than I did as a BM and work a fraction of the hours. I get 11 paid holidays plus 5 weeks vacation. OT kicks in after 35 hours and the office closes early every Friday of a holiday weekend. I have traveled to Alaska, Mexico, Europe, Yellowstone and the Tetons, Florida Keys, Vegas, and many other places since I have left without any worry of getting time off or of what was happening while I was out. My wife and I are about to purchase our first home and we have lots of time to spend with family and friends, going to dinner, parties or skiing for the weekend. The warm weather is almost here and soon I'll be able to bang out of work at 3 to meet some friends for drinks right on the water. basically since leaving I have learned to enjoy life. I was recently in San Diego and actually rented a car from ERAC just for the day. We went to the beach, hung out, drank some beers. When I returned the car that afternoon I almost laughed when I saw the poor chimps in their white shirts and ratty ties, and here I was in shorts and a t-shirt and flip flops. Life is good. So c'mon, let's hear from current ERACers who are living the dream. |
LOL .. when you know ERAC's AM and BM are gonna show up .... wear a white shirt and a NON "intimadting" tie ?
have a pump laying on your desk to provoke the "why the pump on your desk" question .. then answer with something like "just given ya a hand with the pumping" ... they might get it ???
Like one time when I was at a gasstation getting gas when a mercedes benz owner also there loudly complained about the price for a gallon of gas sticking his rolex wristed fist in the air ... I walked over, handed him my bottled evian water and asked him, smiling waaaaaaaaaary sweetly: "would you like to have a sip of water to help you wash down the foot you just stuck in your mouth" ????
EVERYONE at the gasstation cracked up on this one .. one guy even said "good show blondie" .. LOL LO LLOL .. just FYI .. have some fun with them ERAC boys/ride 'em cowboy ;) and be sure to keep posting for laffs ..
have a good one :) kick some butt !!! :) lol lol