Well the name sums up most of the branches in this area. Here are some of the mentionables.

Alli - I got her salary confused with mine
Sara - "Hi sweetie".."Hi Hun"...I figure if I talk like this and pretend we're friends, nobody will know i'm retarded. I heard she used to be a pretty scandalous bar fly. Has a list that makes Jenna Jameson look like a Virgin.
Jenn (Lola) - Peed my pants at Alli's housewarming party. Another one of Alex's protege's that missed the mark.
Keith - If I provoke everyone to hate me maybe I can be successful. How do you still work here? I don't think he'll ever get it. And he'll kill himself trying to perfect it.
Ken - Swimmer's build
Allison - Has anyone ever seen the movie Tootsie? Maybe she is dustin hoffman.
Tiffany - Dresses like she works in an 80's disco.