Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

a couple weeks ago i was out and about in honolulu and i observed a group of what appeared to be e-monkey elite congregating at a honolulu liquor establishment when i saw a slim haole one pull a very thick wad of money out of his pants pocket to pay for the round of drinks. as he pulled the thick wad of money out of his pocket, i saw a small white piece of paper fall to the floor. the "whos who" of the honolulu business sector all walked towards another part of the establishment and i quickly walked over to pick up the small piece of white paper still on the ground with hopes of it containing some information like the next hot stock pick.....we all know the e-monkies have diverse financial portfolios with all their claims of personal wealth and i was praying hard it contained some hot financial information. what i discovered was a deposit slip to a local bank and the deposit was for $192k and change........so folks......all this talk about retiring at 40, partyin' like rock stars, beautiful women at the snap of a finger, exclusive private schools for the keiki, homeownership in the most affluent neighborhoods, blah, blah, blah, must all be so true.......come clean e-monkies.....was this your x-mas bonus? is erac still actively hiring in hawaii? i want to be a part of this amazing organization, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s.- have fun completing your x-mas shopping list and paying with plastic, lol!