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Originally Posted by twinfinz  Ah yes, so you have decided to leave the big green machine. Leave with a great impression!
Here are some immature but gratifying stunts I did: About 2 months before I had to move, (military spouse) I showed up about half hour to 45 minutes late almost every day. I didn't show up on a Saturday. I used my personal days and burned through my vacation days. Sometimes after eating mexican food for lunch, I would fart in the cars just before giving them to the customers (really effective in very hot weather because then the customers had to roll down their windows!) I put an opened can of tuna fish in my branch managers office desk. I put non-smoking customers in unprepped smoked filled cars. I quit cash-qualifying customers altogether because they werent worth my effort. I quit collecting the fuel fee, which led to fireworks when they returned the cars to find out they "owed money".
I "accidentally soaked" the bitchy area HR rep lady while prepping a car (I could see right through that wet blouse!)
At an ERAC luncheon, I told a couple of State Farm Adjusters in an insulting manner that their client's concerns really didn't matter because they were "too pushy".
And before I left, I threw away all of the reservations for customers with specific requests (vans, cadillacs, trucks ect) and then mis-filed all the rest.
On my last day I took a few calls and answered as the BM (he was playing golf yet again with the "higher ups") quoting dirt cheap rates on everything for reservations but never filled anything out. I laughed out loud in a customers face and wished him good luck when he "demanded a new Maxima for his rental because he drove a 1987 Maxima" (when his insurance ALLSTATE would only pay $18.50 a day). I chitted out a two hour lunch to the tune of $66.00 under sales calls. My very last customer called at around 2 minutes before closing (see my other post on this one) but I never picked her up.
So you see you can have just a little fun before you leave. Good Luck to those who have left and are trying to leave-IF YOU PUT UP WITH ERAC, YOU WILL CERTAINLY SUCCEED IN ANYTHING YOU DO AFTER ERAC |
Wow...first time I have seen this site. As I read these postings I really have to wonder about the character of those who post all these slams on the company. I left two years ago and sincerely regret it. I was pissed and unhappy at the time I left but quite frankly I would have never lowered myself to the level of taking out the company here. I read this stuff and I know who you pussies really are.....you are the ones that never had the courage to address the issues when you worked there but you are so passive-aggressive that you can't wait to get home to the security of your home and bitch. In addition to that you made sure you never performed so you had something to bitch about. When you are 50 yrs old and mad about where you are in life...hopefully you have the courage to look at yourself inwardly because you are the reason you are a 50yr old fuck-up. Please...please.,never let my children grow up to be cowards like you. In any event...I left. Thought it was a good choice at the time and I am happy now but I wish I would have stayed. I hated the hours but quite frankly I would take the longer hours of a Area Manager than the shorter hours of what I do today. I tried to go back a year after I left but was given some song and dance about precedence...blah, blah, blah. Do what you want but at some point in your life you are going to need to suck it up....I wish I would have two years ago. Those of you who never do...keep telling yourself how unfair this world is and you will wake up one day with nothing but your anonymous blogs you won't claim ownership to anyone.