Enterprise employees rent cars for a living.

Whatever the policy's are about banging each other however scandalous, its not a big deal.
You see you rent cars for a living. Thats your job. Having sex with each other probably wouldn't effect your job. Anyone could rent a car, so if having sex with each other on the outside disrupts it, then you are truly a mental midget. and you should flip burgers.

You see you are expendable. You rent cars for a living.

You rent cars......