Except most employees at branches can't figure out how to plug in a computer. Or pick up the phone and call a plumber. Or pretty much anything that a "college educated" person should be fully capable of handling without someone holding their hand. That's why most of those losers still are stuck at the same stupid job dreaming of a big payday in some imaginary future. Grow up already. If you hate your job so much all you have to do is look for some other stupid job. Go work at Hertz. Better yet, Starbucks. I hear they have great benefits.

(Forget even asking a branch manager to read a lease and negotiate a lower rent payment, pay the trash pickup bills, deal with every government entity between here and the moon trying to get all the permits in order to build a new office, scour the state looking for more impressionable young people to feed to the misery of being an MT or compile years of financial information to keep insurance companies from pressing lawsuits that ultimately cost everyone money; I'm sure in between "marketing" lunches, forcing "boat" on old ladies and embezzling company funds you want to be spending every second of free time doing all the things that your admin office does that you take for granted. But I bet you show up every time Hawkins plops down his credit card to buy drinks, don't you asshole.)