HOW MANY OF US HAVE BEEN AROUND THIS CHEESECAKE WHEN HE RIFLES OFF ONE OF HIS MASTER PLANS. IT GOES A LOT LIKE THIS: "ALRIGHT, WE GOT 20 RESERVATIONS AND 10 CARS. DID YOU CALL VERMONT? THEY OWE ME A CAR FROM '02." OR, "I KNOW A CAR PREP FROM AREA X NEAR PITTSBURGH. NAAAAHHH. THEY GOT NOT CARS. SHIT. OK, CALL EDISON, EAST BRUNSWICK AND SOUTH PLAINFIELD AND SEE IF THEY CAN GIVE ME TWO MT'S EACH. WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE DEALERSHIP AND BUY SIX NEW CARS. I GOT A BUDDY OVER AT CHEVY WHO OWES ME A COUPLE CARS. I'M PUT THE CARS ON MY AMEX, RENT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM, AND THEN SELL THEM FOR A PROFIT. YOU GOTTA THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX." IS THIS GUY SERIOUS. WHAT IS HE THE MACGUYVER OF RENTAL CARS? HE THINKS HE IS...WHAT AN OGAR.