*Cue the NBC Olympic theme song*

So Don Hogan is organizing The EE Olympics as we all saw in our e-mails, and I couldn't be more impressed. The region is finally starting to see the true ingenuity of this man. He is an athletic Hercules, a man amongst boys....dare I say a NY strip steak among ground beef. Who's idea was it to let him out of his cage and organize this?? However, it's too late to change what's been done, but I just thought I should inform you all of the revised event listing as proposed by Don Hogan:

-The 3-legged race- Not your traditional foot race by any means, in this battle royale teams of 3 are given a butcher knife and asked to chop off 3 of a cow's legs before Don Hogan. The only catch here is that Don Hogan is not given a knife, he's given a jar of BBQ sauce and a rib bib.....and one live cattle.

-The Sack race- What a selfish shame it is that Don Hogan designed an event made only for him. He will be racing to see how much Vinny and Henry sack he can lick during the entire event en route to still not getting promoted in the foreseeable future.

-The LOFR tag- In this event Don Hogan will compete from home....on a computer with dial-up internet connection....during a family emergency....with his squinted eyes blindfolded. Can anyone spot a LOFR and tag it before him?? We shall soon see.....

And forget all that shit about burgers and salad being served, this IS a Hogan affair and that means that the meat will be red and the pit stains will be yellow, so bring your appetite, but leave the deodorant at home!!