I stink palmed every customer the day I left. What this is for all of you who never saw the movie "Mallrats": I stuck my hand in between my ass cheeks after a few hours of a hot sunny day in Group 32 (LA/down to Mexico).

After I stuck my hand in my ass, I shook the hands of EVERY single customer that came in, I did this more than once to maintain the disgusting nature and shit smell. I even made it a point to shake my Area Managers hand at least 4 times before I left.

After that I went out to the car prep area and pissed in one of the bottles of cleaner.

To end the day I bought some bulk candy and rubbed my balls in it (after a day of sweaty work) and then dropped my sock in there for an hr. Dropped it off at Corporate on the counter in the break room with a note saying "Enjoy".