 Re: Giving my two weeks
Man- that suck's. I can't say I haven't been there myself- but that just bites. I wonder where the ESQI will be in the upcomming month's.
Maybe I can make you laugh. I am a branch manager adn I still work for enterprise. Today- a guy; let's call him DickWeed- called me on Friday at 3 p.m.- same scenario- 2 employee's no prep 100 cars. and he DEMANDS to be picked up in 9 minutes. I said- look pal you are a 25 minute drive from here, i have four customers in front of me and five lines on hold, furthermore- i haven't yet been issued my standard Enterprise Helicopter license to swoop down and pick you up. With that being said- He started in on me screaming that he used to work at enterprise and this is F**cking ridiculas. I said- pal, I realize I am being sarcastic- but your expectation of what I can do for you is WAY to high. Non- the less I will find a way to pick you up by 4- just one after after a pop fly call 25 minutes away and being insulted. I actually (the branch manager) drove out to pick him up and after driving the 25 minutes to find no customer at all. abandoned car- so I left to get back to the office where this guy was all up in my face screaming at that top of his lungs with an office full of customer's; oh yeah in his friends car. I said look man- you have some issue's you don't need a car- YOU NEED DR. PHil. some funny shit huh. obviously he asked to call my area manager- whatever jerky- bottom line- no rental car for you today, tomorrow, NEVER pal. lets call him outside. He wouldn't leave- so I "litterally" carried him out of the office up in the air by his waist and belt. I called my area manager and told him I had a frigggin' lunatic in front of me I wasn't renting a car too and if he wanted to call back that's cool- but I personally wouldn't waste my time. The guy cussed me out one more time and I told him to go suck it and don't waste my air, GO POUND SAND.
all true- and pretty normal day- the humor of it makes me laugh- my employees are laughing all day long.  |