I graduated from a prestigious university out west with a pretty good gpa. I moved to an area lacking good job opportunities. I needed to pay some bills, so I took the Enterprise management trainee gig. I plan on staying for just a few more months to pay off a few debts.

My question is this:
What should I put on my resume to fill in my time at E? I'm embarrassed to write that I worked for Enterprise. Will employers feel sorry for me or laugh hysterically when I tell them I was an MT? I was considering saying that I was in prison on child pornography charges, since that is much more respectable than renting cars.

Advice is greatly appreciated.