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| Originally Posted by ExERAC656 I am not suggesting this be done, but it sure would be funny. Some have been done but I will not say which ones.
1. Void all open tickets and clear callbacks. This would be very effective right before EOM. Could initiate legal action.. be careful.
2. MSO1 your Group VP all the good gossip about your Area Manager and above then turn in your resignation.
3. Send Andy Taylor a MSO1 asking for a pay raise.
4. Call all your reservations the night before you quit and tell them you are upgrading them at no charge to a larger vehicle.
5. Those of you who can take cars home at night.. Drive your car home and damage the hell out of it. Throw a party on the inside. The next morning have a friend pick you up at your branch well before the store opens. Write your letter of resignation, put it in the drivers seat with the keys, lock the car. Be sure to time and date your letter. The branch will have to eat the repair bill because you were still offically employeed by ERAC.
6. Shout obsenities to customers who piss you off and then quit dead in the middle of writing up a ticket.
7. Drive like a bat out of hell as you are on your way back from dropping off a 100% satisfied customer and pull into the parking lot, do some donuts and when they ask you what the hell you were doing. Tell them you were celebrating making the customer 100% happy on your last day.
8. Light up a cigar in your branch at 5pm on a Friday and tell everyone you are celbrating your promtion.. when they ask where, tell them anywhere but here.
9. Starting on Monday.. after you have had the weekend to work on this..
Get little baggies and fill them with baby powder, sugar, whatever looks like drugs and plant them under the seats of cars. When a customer comes back find the baggie and ask them if they ment to leave it in the car and then tell them you will need to call the police.
10. Slack off. Slack off. Slack off. Use all your vacation and sick days. Then on your last vacation day turn in your resignation.
Just some of the things I have seen done or even thought about doing. |
That's a lot to do in one day....or are you suggesting we just pick one or two things. I say you have to follow the whole plan or else you're a slacker. Good post! It made me love my job more.