I hated the customers that walked in so I did a few things to get back at them.

I would pull down my pants and put the steering wheel between my cheeks and rub it back and forth so my butt soup would smear all over the wheel.

I would leave my son's dirty diapers in cars for a weekend.

I would pick my nose and leave bougars everywhere, on the steering wheel, radio knobs, turn signals, shifter, anywhere there hands went.

I would put drops of urine on the seats and carpets of the cars.

I would take my hyundai on pickups and returns of customers.


Now for some employees I hated, I had seen this rather large hairy brownish spider hanging outside one of our windows. For weeks we would throw grasshoppers and crickets in its web and watch it destroy the insect. I put it in a cup and put it into my assistant managers desk drawer. I was not there for the festivities but I heard he was scared shitttless when the big spider ran out as he opened the drawer. I think he cracked his desk from jumping up so high and fast.

These are a few items I have done.....Anyone car to add there experiences.