Unless you are a female wih a large wide tongue or a bloke with no penis don't bother!!! Either way you will loose it if you have one because, i swear the managment are directed by Lorena Bobbitt(cut her husbands penis off) or the ghost of Valarie Solonas (the Society for Cutting up Men or SCUM for short).

The women at U4 toss the salad of the women at U4 for starters. They use fuel cards to stimulate themselves under the desk while running the office(whoops that is another departments fuel card without looking shhhhh).If You whisper 45 miles away from Vicky (SPLINTER- A GIANT RAT FROM TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES) Openshaw she will have you on a rape charge if you are lucky. Anyone who gets promoted in Rental is either psychotic or complete stuttering moron with no penis.

If you were turned on then you are either a salad tossing carpet and arse muncher. Or you have sick fantasy about ugly aggressive Assistant Managers with arses the size of the backend of V3!!!