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| Originally Posted by FormerClone You probably think cancer is funny. |
There once was a man with a three-pound inoperable tumor on the side of his head. His doctors had given up hope, so he went to Chuck Norris seeking a cure. As the man was asking for advice, Chuck Norris immediately diagnosed the condition and gave him a roundhouse kick to the head that not only completely knocked the tumor loose (spurting blood, it arced through the air and landed in a nearby hazardous waste receptable), but the speed of Chuck's boot was so fast it heated up the air just before impact and cauterized the wound.
Slightly disfigured, still having trouble remembering what day comes after Tuesday, and unable to count past nine, the man is nevertheless delighted with his new lease on life.
"Glad to be of help", said Chuck, wiping some tumor cells off his boot. "Cancer's afraid of me".