[The_Ineffable_Dunce]

Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin

Hello All,

I got a request to reconsider the User Ranks. Remember that rank is assigned to registered users based on how many posts they've had.

Here's my new proposal. No numbers yet for the higher ranks because nobody's there yet. Feedback, please.




Rank: Posts Required:

Car Prep 0
Car Prep (After Finding First Stash) 1

Intern 10
Intern (Seriously Questioning This Decision) 20

Management Trainee Applicant (First Interview) 40
Management Trainee Applicant (Second Interview) 60
Management Trainee Applicant (Third Interview) 80

Management Trainee 100
Management Trainee (Clothes Destroyed By Shop-Vac) 125
Management Trainee (Lost A Finger To Frostbite) 150

Management Assistant 200
Management Assistant (My Family's Planning An Intervention) 250

Assistant Branch Manager 300
Assistant Branch Manager (My Boyfriend/Girlfriend Left Me) 400

Branch Manager 500
Branch Manager (On Payback) 750

Area Rental Manager 1,000
Area Rental Manager (My Spouse Left Me) 1,500

City Manager 2,000
City Manager (6 dog years, 6 figures!)

Regional Vice President
Regional Vice President (United Way Donation Bigger Than Mortgage Payment)

Rental Vice President
Rental Vice President (I Can Always Get My Health Back When I Retire)

General Manager
General Manager (I Wish That Failing Enterprise Guy Would Shut Up)

Some Regions no longer have city managers...they have Regional Rental Managers