Originally Posted by David Brent

Pay back indeed, Keenan.

Smarter, let me have some fun and attempt to map out your day tomorrow, yeah? I'm way out of practice but here goes...


7:20AM show up at the branch

7:21 AM -- 7:30 AM talk with other monkeys about espn and why penn state was/will always be graceland.

7:30AM -- 2:30PM call customers and remind them of their charges, pick up customers, mislead customers, "phantom sell" each customer or bear the wrath of your manager, wash cars, untangle the vaccum cord, argue with other monkeys about who is going to take the "corporate hit", remember that you never put on deodorant and now smell like ass from sweating it out behind the branch in a trash-strewn alley, take a verbal ass ripping from a body shop manager who never finished 10th grade, handle 5 customer disputes about collision damage waiver, make excuses about why you didn't make the sausage party/happy hour last night, pretend that the brakes on the impala are okay even though the last three renters have made complaints about the car jerking wildly eveytime they'd stop, ahhh...

2:31 -- 2:39 lunch time! who's buying at burger king today, guys? okay, unimart it is! Wolf down a meal with no nutritional content like every other day with the company. Who cares, right? It has the same effect as the gallons of piss beer you and the rest of the animals suck down weekly. Whoa buddy! What are you doing? Who's on that asap at Cock Hole Auto Body?? Quick jump in the impala and pick them up and you'd better sell up to the Panel Truck or else! "Rinse it off, a-hole"!

2:40 -- 7:15 more pick ups, lying, joking with co-workers, trying to fix the small rip in your $100.00 sam's club business suit (mqi practice tonight after work, after happy hour)

7:15 -- Happy hour, think about exercising, return to shoebox apartment in sweet kia that you were finally able to lease last week. 4 years at erac have really started to pay off.

Now, who's really smarter? You clown.

EAT IT!