I didnt put an apostrophe in "cant" or "didnt" (this sentence) because its (there it is again) internet shorthand. Also, its not a spelling mistake as*f*ck, its a punctuation mistake, but since its (yet again) internet shorthand, its not a mistake either.
You are one to talk about intelligence. I have taken smarter craps than you. I am here for entertainment and you have been my dancing monkey for the last few hours......so keep on dancing for me little monkey.
If I knew your mother, I would go slap her for giving birth to such a stupidf*uck.