I actually said your posts are like a high school bully (pathetic, weak, and full of a lot of shi*t and noise)
So, you can cease patting yourself on the back, bud

"I think its great you also admit openly that you are a sick fu*ck that dreams daily about animal rape. Best of luck to you on that."
-again with the witty comeback. You should get your own tv show, you are SO funny and original. It was a joke, dimwit. Add the words 'funny' 'witty' and 'joke' to your list of words to look up in the dictionary.

"Saying the "d" in my name stands for dick(penis) is so first grade. So again you proved my point about how unfu*cking original you are. I imagine it takes you all day to come back with such clever remarks."
-it kind of reminds me of this post I'm reading right now (here's a hint, meathead, it's your post)

"Either way.....as dipsh*it realitycheck says, "stick a fork in you....your done." What a dumbsh*it saying from a stupidfu*ck."
-I said that a while ago. Wow, you've been doing your homework on me. I feel so special. That last sentence really stands out. What an outstanding sentence. And you even have been successful in linking a few of those gems together and forming a paragraph here and there. Wow. Cave man smart. Cave man angry. Cave man scratchy. Cave man hungry.
What an oaf, you are.