How about this? We post a list of the "Lifers there"

1. T.P (GIVEN)
2. N.H. (GIVEN)
3. T.A.
4. M.M.
5. J.A.
6. M.J.
7. D.S.
8. A.V.
9. J.W.
10. L.L.

Sad... sad.. people. Truly noone else would hire them elsewhere and this is the only reason they stay. What's your top ten list look like?